** Glenn Beck with an ultimate FAIL sports analogy: “Will our government take strike three looking? Or, will they wake up and save the day with a heroic three pointer on a penalty shot?” Wait, what? Hey Glenn, you can leave your man card at the door.
** Having trouble beating the Orlando Magic? Get the ball to LeBron and watch him do work. As a Cavs fan, I let loose a huuuuuuuuge sigh of relief last night.
** Did an umpire once call pitches for Randy Johnson? According to a former catcher, it happened.
** Some lucky person in Winner, S.D. (a town of about 3,000 people) won $232 million. Or, if they’re really feeling generous, just over $77,000 for every person in town.
** Here’s a stat for you: 41 percent of Major League Soccer (MLS) games this season have ended in ties. Last year was 27 percent. No wonder the sport hasn’t caught on ’round here.
** The classic Seinfeld line “Yada, yada, yada” was voted the No. 1 funniest TV phrase.
** Freddie Prinze Jr. is joining the cast of “24.” Hold up, what was that?
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TGIF Recommended Tune
OK, yeah, I know this is a David Cook song. But honestly, I think it’s a good tune. The lyrics ring pretty familiar too. Vagueness rules.